Tylerism

Grandma: "I'm going to get my haircut."

Tyler:  "Remember to take your shirt off before she starts cutting your hair!"

* Explanation: We make our boys take their shirts off before getting their haircut so their shirts don't get all hairy.  Grandma had to explain to Tyler that the hairdresser will put a nice big apron around  her neck and over her clothes to prevent the hair from getting all over her clothes.  I don't think Tyler quite understood!