Banana Jam Lesson #1

Hi, I'm Tyler!

You may think that I'm the average 2 year old boy next door. 

But I'm not. 

My family likes to call me Banana Jammer.  After a few quick lessons from my older brother, I am now a certified Banana Jammer Teacher.  Never heard of Banana Jammers?!  I WANT YOU to read on to learn the Banana Jam.

 

First, go into the kitchen.  Swipe a banana and peel it (get your mommy to help if needed.)  Then run outside and stand on a bench, step, or big rock so that the whole world can watch you bust a move.

Next, take a few bites out of your banana and hold it in  your right hand.  

The third and fourth steps are the best part.  Start singing to your own tune.  Use whatever words you want.    

When you get the chorus of your song, start flailing your arms around.  Keep singing!  The more animated you are, the better. 

You know you have successfully learned the banana jam when your immediate audience can't help but jam along with you.  Clapping is also a good sign. 

When you get tired, finish eating your banana. Don't forget to take a bow... it's the polite thing to do.

To all of the cool kids out there, let me know how your first ever Banana Jam turned out.  Was your audience amazed at your dancin' skills?   

Keep your eyes peeled for Banana Jam Lesson #2... coming this fall!!!