RANDoM SToRY for ya: Sam and I were driving down the interstate when we swore we heard a bird chirping. Who can hear a bird chirping when driving 75 MPH?! That could only mean one thing... that STUPiD BiRD was in oUR CAR!!! He jumped up on the DASHBoARD and started pacing back and forth. Talk about distracting! I kinda started freaking out... telling Sam to pull over A.S.A.P. I had visions of the STUPiD BiRD obstructing Sam's view causing our death from a terrible car accident. Obviously, you know the end to this story since Sam and I are both still here. I hope you all don't get the wrong idea and think that I'm an animal hater. I'm just not a big fan of birds.
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Tuesday, June 02, 2009
STUPiD BiRD
RANDoM SToRY for ya: Sam and I were driving down the interstate when we swore we heard a bird chirping. Who can hear a bird chirping when driving 75 MPH?! That could only mean one thing... that STUPiD BiRD was in oUR CAR!!! He jumped up on the DASHBoARD and started pacing back and forth. Talk about distracting! I kinda started freaking out... telling Sam to pull over A.S.A.P. I had visions of the STUPiD BiRD obstructing Sam's view causing our death from a terrible car accident. Obviously, you know the end to this story since Sam and I are both still here. I hope you all don't get the wrong idea and think that I'm an animal hater. I'm just not a big fan of birds.
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I think birds are terrifying ever since I watched that movie called the birds. Glad you survived!
I have added you to LDS Listings. Thanks!
ok, i have a similar story... except mine was with a lady bug...on the rim of my sunglasses, it didn't end as nicely as yours... i rear ended the car in front of me... i wouldn't have freaked out so bad if i knew it was just a lady bug, somehow i pictured it being a huge flesh eating spider.
it was a long time ago though....i cant imagine what would happen to me if there was a bird in the car...
ps love that picture, too funny!
a bird in your car!? how bizaare! glad you got it out with out an accident. crazy!
Crazy! I would've freaked out, too!
That is hilarious! And the pic is awesome!
How odd...and scary!
I would have freaked out, too! Glad you're all safe!
How did the bird get in your car? I would have freaked out too!
i swear i heard a bird before we started the car. sam and i did a quick search for a bird before we left, but we didn't see anything. guess we should've looked better. i don't know how the bird got in the car in the first place. maybe he flew in when i first opened the door? who knows?!
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